Dear one and only M,
Thank you very much for your recent letter ("War of roses" see here). Hearing about your problems with best of all husband of yours I think the only thing I can do to be of help is come over. Isn't there a saying like two are stronger than one? Wouldn't that apply here as well? And wouldn't this be the appropriate vehicle to arrive in to make him really envious? Just one thing - please don't drive it in London I will chauffeur you.